🚨🚨 Y’all, hold onto your coding hats, ‘cause we just struck GOLD! 🤑💰 Smallest.ai, aka the little startup that could (but probably won’t), just bagged a whopping $8M in a seed round! 🌱💸 How about we start calling it *STO-NECKS* instead of stonks? 💀🤖 Let’s break it down: these voice AI wizards wanna turn your Alexa into a fr fr Gollum prototype! "Honestly, I'm just trying to make people talk to their fridges at 3 AM," said one dev we *totally* didn’t fabricate 🤫. But I mean, fam, does anybody REALLY need a talking can opener? Like, this is Internet 101: if it speaks, it better have snark. 😂 The investors? Sierra Ventures, 3one4 Capital, and Better Capital all rolled in like Drake pointing at their bank accounts. “We know this is a cringe fest, but we’re all in for the clout,” said another *leaked* source - it’s the same vibe as that dog in the burning room - "this is fine.” 🔥 🔥💥 Prediction time: In two years, Smallest.ai is gonna launch the first voice AI that can roast your life decisions. Reminder—this baby better come with a "cease and desist" checkbox! 🚀📈 #MemeChaos #SmallestAI #VoiceCringe ✌️