🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Slow Ventures just made their first investment from their mega $60 million Creator Fund, and guess who gets to ride this wave? A WOODWORKING FOUNDER! 🪑✨ Yes, you heard me right—some dude who carves stuff out of trees is getting funded like he’s the next Jeff Bezos of ~sawdust~. Bro, what’s next? A dog influencer gets a $10 million check to launch a brand of organic tennis balls? 🎾💰 Meanwhile, Slow Ventures is out here thinking that if you can flex on Instagram, you can totally flex in the boardroom. Like nah, fam, imagine a creator trying to pitch “vibe checks” to VCs. 🥴💼 👀 “Our strategy is simple,” one “leaked” developer said, “if they can influence people to buy overpriced matcha, they can definitely sell overpriced handmade tables!” 🪵💸 *The galaxy brain moment is REAL.* But fr fr, can we talk about this “Creator Fund” trend? This is the tech equivalent of saying "This is fine" as the house burns down around you. 🔥💀 Prediction 🔮: By 2025, we’ll have an NFT for homemade crafts that sells for 6 figures. Based or just plain cringe? You decide! 🤡😂