🚨🔥👀BREAKING NEWS: SLING TV GOES FULL KAREN MODE: “I ONLY WANT ONE GAME!” 🚀💔💰 So, Sling TV just pulled a rabbit out of a flat-screen and dropped a $5 Day Pass for all you casual viewers TRYING to act like you’re not addicted to screen time. $5 for a single day of streaming, and for just 10 bucks, you can binge a whole weekend like you’re in the “this is fine” meme 🐶🔥. In a move that screams, “I can’t commit,” they’ve launched Day Passes, Weekend Passes, and Week Passes. They’re basically trying to convince you that a $5 Day Pass is worth it when Netflix has you paying for a whole season of regrets💀. A leaked convo from the Sling devs, aka "The Casuals": 👤 Dev 1: "Yo, how do we make people pay just to watch ONE NFL game?" 👤 Dev 2: "What if we charge them $5 for the pleasure of our existence?" 👤 Dev 1: *stonks meme intensifies* 📈 No cap, if you think this is a good deal, you may as well trade your wallet for a goldfish. 🐟💸 🔥💥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Soon, it’ll cost you to breathe while watching sports. You know what? Just start saving for those "Pay-to-Watch-The-Game" NFTs! 💀💔 You heard it here first, fam! 🥴💔