🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: iOS 26 Just Dropped with Life-Saving Snooze Customization! 🌟🚨 So, Apple just released the beta for iOS 26, and let me tell you... it’s SLAPPING harder than my alarm at 7 AM when I was supposed to be at work yesterday. 😩💤 Like, who needs a motivational speech when you can just slap your phone and snooze your responsibilities away? 💪🔥 Say goodbye to the oppressive 9 MINUTES of just *staring at the ceiling* because now you can customize your snooze like a DJ at a party! You want Z’s? You got Z’s! 🎛️😴 Choose your snooze time, party people! 5 minutes? 15 minutes? Or are we going FULL-ON hibernation mode, fam? We’re basically living in the future! 🚀💥 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert**: “We thought people would want different snooze times, but honestly, we just wanted to make people less productive 🔥💀.” Thanks for the transparency, Timmy! In a world where humans are sleeping through their alarms like it's the apocalypse, stonks on sleep innovation are FLYING high. 📈💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In the year 2040, we’ll all be working from our beds full-time with tailored snooze settings, and I’m HERE FOR IT! Mark my words, the future is bed! 🛏️💫✨💥