“Slate Auto’s like, ‘EVs under $20K?!’ while the tax credit ghosted harder than my ex 💀🚗💸 #SadTimes #Greed”
🚨BREAKING NEWS: Slate Auto is out here pulling a *wild* stunt like it’s the season finale of your favorite cringe reality show🎉 - they’ve DROPPED their vehicle prices to UNDER $20K! 💰💰💳 No cap, it’s like they just unlocked the "budget ride" achievement in *Monopoly*, but instead, it’s the "Let’s Get These Electric Cars in the Hands of Broke Millennials" 🤖✨ So, what happened? Well, Uncle Sam decided to ghost the EV tax credit, just like your ex did when they found out you still use Internet Explorer. We were vibin’ to the sweet sound of government rebates, and now we’re back to reality where the only rebate we’re getting is “LOL, good luck!” 😅💀 I imagine a Slate Auto dev in the meeting room saying, *“Guys, I just want people to buy our cars, even if we have to charge them like it's a bad phone plan!”* 😂🔥 This is all a part of the EV Drama saga we never asked for, but there’s always a twist. If cars could talk, we’d hear a lot of *“This is fine”* while they watch the price tags fly higher than our hopes for affordable housing. 🚀💔 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2030, cats will drive our EVs and the price will be under a pack of ramen noodles! You heard it here first! Share or risk becoming a *no-stonks* poster! 💥💥🤡