🗣️💬 Hey fam, Slack just dropped a bombshell💣! They're about to roll out some AI magic that’ll help you decode your coworker’s lingo. You know, the kind that makes you feel like you’re in a cult meeting instead of a team huddle—🔮🔍💼. ✨ Imagine hovering over "TBD" or "synergy" (*cringe* 🤢) and BOOM💥, AI helps you navigate that corporate minefield like a pro! No more awkwardly asking “What does this even mean?” while you lose the will to live. 😵‍💫 It’s literally like a Google Translate for your boss's poorly constructed sentences! 😩 🍕 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: “We’re basically just training an AI to be your office mom 🤱, but instead of snacks, it serves clarity! #Blessed” 🙏💕 And hold up, it gets better—this writing assistant is here to save your sanity, summing up convo threads like it’s the ‘Evil Dead’ of note-taking. Say goodbye to the endless scroll and hello to “THIS IS FINE” vibes as you finally focus on what really matters: justifying your paycheck. 💰💪 🔥🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, we’ll all be replaced by AI that knows more about our jobs than we do. 💥 I will take my usual coffee order with a side of existential dread, thank you! ☕💀 #Stonks #GetWokeStayWoke