🚨 BREAKING: SLACK LEVELS UP WITH AI LIKE IT’S 2023 OR SMTH 🔥 Buckle up, fam! 🤖 Slack just rolled out some *next-level* AI features, and it don’t matter which plan you’re on—free or not, you’re getting sprinkled with that sweet, sweet tech magic! ✨💸 **FREE PLAN:** Get ready for Salesforce channels—no cap! Now you can combo your chaotic work vibes with corporate espionage using CRM magic! 💼✨ Like, who asked for that? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, probably the 5 people using Salesforce? 😂 **PAID PLANS:** Oh, you fancy, huh? 💁‍♂️ Exclusive features for the bougie folks with deep pockets (we see you flexing!). Rumor has it, one dev said, "We’re just trying to make it less of a dumpster fire!" 🔥 (Leaked convo: Dev 1: "What if we add AI?" Dev 2: "Too late, it's already chaos! 😂") But remember, just because you got a shiny new toy doesn’t mean your workspace won’t still be a scene from THAT dog-in-the-fire meme! This is fine. Just scream through the channel chat like nobody can hear you! 🐶🔥 **ULTIMATE PREDICTION:** By 2025, Slack will have AI that literally sends you a motivational quote every time your boss asks for "more synergy." 🤯 Brace yourself for AI coworkers who might replace your productivity with "vibe checks!" 🚀💀 #MemeLife Go hit that “share” button like it’s a Slack message at 3 AM! 🥳💔