🚨 BREAKING SLACK NEWS: AI-powered search is here to TRANSFORM your chaotic huddles into mildly less chaotic huddles! 🤖🔥 But let’s be real, if your meetings were a Netflix show, they’d be called "This Is Fine: The Series." 💀📉 ✨ Slack just leveled up faster than your coworker’s “I work from home” breatharity game 🥴 with transcriptions and summaries! Finally, you can scroll through endless threads without losing your will to live! (Note: mental health not guaranteed; proceed with caution.) 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “We put AI in front of search because making people scroll through 10,000 messages is SO last season.” 👀💅 So now you can quantifiably witness how much time you've wasted in meetings where nothing gets done—classic! 😩💰📊 Drake's right; we’re saying NOPE to that life. Stonks? More like THRONKS! 📈💸 But wait, the ultimate takeaway: You know Slack’s AI is just a glorified babysitter. Want to know the real chat? It’ll still miss all your 'urgent' pings like a toddler on a sugar high. 😂 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Slack will launch a feature that turns your cringeworthy Zoom “huddles” into ASMR podcasts. You’ll be begging for a nap in no time! 😴☠️ #BringBackWaterCoolerTalk