🚨💔Tech Bros Are Crying! Introducing *Operation SkrrtCloak* - More Like Operation SEETHE! 🚨💔 Imagine if the cast of *The Office* tried to launch a malware campaign, and you're halfway to understanding this dumpster fire. Picture this: hackers flicking through their phishing emails like they’re matchmaking for their next Tinder date. 💌🔥 "Oh, you want to meet my weaponized attachment? It's totally not a red flag!" 🤡 #BreakingNews: Russian and Belarusian defense sectors are getting hit harder than your mom’s WiFi when everyone’s streaming Netflix during family dinners. 💀 And guess what? They’re using a backdoor so slick, even your ex could slip back in without you knowing. We're talking OpenSSH combined with a Tor service so hidden, it makes Batman look like a paparazzi. 🦇⚡️ “Bro, we just wanted to show them our sick obfs4 setup,” said a “leaked” dev who definitely didn’t have to Google “how to launch an attack” right before this. 😂 So, what’s the takeaway? If your work emails start looking like the cast of *The IT Crowd* but with malicious intent, it’s time to hit that emergency button! (The one you pretend is a mute for your Zoom calls. 🛑) And here’s the wild prediction: by 2024, we’ll all be taking our cybersecurity advice from TikTok influencers who wear tinfoil hats. Prepare for the cringe! 🪖✨ STONKS! 💰🔥 #SkrrtCloak #OperationSeethe