🌍💥 OMG, are you eating MICROPLASTICS?! 🤢 Just when you thought brunch was safe... Surprise! It’s a plastic buffet! 🍽️💀💔 New studies reveal that microplastics are crashing our food party like that one friend who always shows up uninvited. WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE, MICROPLASTICS! 🚫😡 So what foods are serving up this plastic cocktail? Here are 8 *sus* offenders: 1. Chewing Gum (LOL why do you think it’s so stretchy? It's plastic, fam! 🤡💨) 2. Fish (yeah, the ocean’s been serving up more than just sushi rolls! 🐟🧊) 3. Salt (that’s right, every *salty* tear you shed is laced with tiny bits of trash! 🧂😢) 4. Beer (Cheers to enjoying your IPA with a side of microplastics! 🍻🗑️) 5. Honey (Babe, your honey just got a little more… artificial? 🤖🍯) 6. Sugar (that’s not sweet, that’s straight-out *cringe* 😬🔥) 7. Shellfish (they’re basically the ocean’s trash bins with expensive tags now! 💰🌊) 8. Bottled Water (yep, the “freshness” is just microplastic's glow-up! 💦✨) In the words of a **leaked developer quote**: *“bruh, we just wanted to snack and not die from plastic”* 😅 So what’s the hot take? Forget about the food pyramid; we’re venturing into the food *CUBE*—the only food pyramid you want to avoid. Stay woke and keep that microplastic count to zero! 🔥🚀 🤖💭 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have *microwaveable meals* made