🚨 📢 BREAKING NEWS: Intuit and Amex are about to *turn up* the AI vibes! 🤖🔥 Forget those sleepy ‘bake-off’ showdowns – we're talking *agentic AI* taking the throne like it’s the new King of Techdom. 👑💰 📅 While you were busy binge-watching your favorite shows, Intuit and Amex were leveling up their internal workflows, like some kind of corporate Dragon Ball Z fusion 🤜💥🤛. They’re not just transforming customer experiences, they’re basically handing out free tickets to the future! 🪄✨ 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we couldn’t wait for the bake-off. We needed our AIs on the frontlines ASAP. Like, fr fr... I just wanted to see them fight for my love!” 🥰👀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to turn off that stubborn AI assistant that thinks it’s *smarter* than us. 🤡💀 Stonks are about to go 🚀 if more companies jump on this AI train! And mark my words: if your company isn’t building an autonomous agent by 2025, the cringe level will be OFF THE CHARTS 🚫🤦‍♂️. So, I declare: in the not-so-distant future, we might just see robots taking our jobs and our lunch breaks. 🔥🌌 #AIOverlords #ThisIsFine #MemeChaos