🎉🎧 *BREAKING: JBL JUST LOWKEY DISRESPECTED SONY AND BOSE THIS BLACK FRIDAY! 💸* 🎉 Y’all, we’re in a FULL-ON WAR for your ear holes, and JBL just rolled up like a boss with the *Tour One M3* headphones at a price so low it should come with a *not today, Sony & Bose* meme attached! 🤡💥 For real, these sonic jewels are officially cheaper than your cousin’s *“I swear I’m working on my side hustle”* excuses! 💥🔥 Who knew that the softest cushions and crispest audio could also be your budget’s best friend? *Stonks go brrrr!* 📈💰 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🤫: “Honestly, we just told JBL to keep the bass and send the prices to Pluto. Now everyone can vibe without crying into their wallets.” 💀🚀 Meanwhile, the folks at Sony and Bose are in the corner seething and coping with their overpriced headphones like... *Drake pointing* 👀✋🏽 But like, let’s face it, if you're still rocking those overpriced bricks this Black Friday, I don't know what to tell you. This is fine. 😂🔥 Prediction Time! 🤯: In 2024, JBL will release *literal* headphones that whisper sweet nothings to your wallet and blast your Spotify playlists in full 8D sound. Brace yourselves, audiophiles! 😱💣 Share this chaos with your squad and let’s raise a toast to savings and sick beats! 🥳🥂🎶