🤡💀🚀 ALERT! SKECHERS HAS LEAKED THEIR "FIND MY SKECHERS" LINE! 🎉💥 But hold up, fam—are these sneakers for TRACKING KIDS or HIDE-AND-SEEK FOR DADS? 🤔👀 Like legit, Skechers saw Apple AirTags and thought, “Why not stick ‘em in some overpriced rubber?” 😂💰 It's the ultimate win-win! Parents can find their lost offspring—while kids are just vibin' in their crusty sneakers! 🏃‍♂️💨 But wait... will your 6-year-old suddenly be taken hostage by a rogue sneaker? 👟💀 "Help! These shoes won’t let me go!" It's basically a *live-action* episode of “This Is Fine” as parents seethe over: - A) The cost of these AirTag-laden kicks and - B) The existential crisis of losing track of their kids in an AirTag-galactic wasteland. 🤷‍♂️🚀 Did someone say Stonks? 📈 Or are we just coping with the fact that Skechers is now 10% shoe, 90% tech fail? 🤭 Fr fr, these kids will grow up and become the NEXT BLACK MIRROR episode! 💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 5 years, expect Skechers to release an upgrade—SNEAKERS THAT TRACK YOUR SOUL! 👽✨💀🔥 Get ready for the Dark Web exclusive: AirTag ASMR as your sneakers whisper your GPS coordinates! Share this chaos NOW or your shoes might just disappear! 🤖👻 #SkechersGoneWild #ShoeGameStrong