🚨🎉 Hold onto your skateboards, fam! 🎉🚨 Skate Story is finally dropping on PlayStation Plus like it’s dropping into your DMs during the 3 AM scroll! 😤💥 You heard it right, folks! Mark your calendars for December 8th, because this wild ride lets you shred as a GLASS avatar 🤯🪞 who grinds through a Lynchian nightmare 🕵️‍♂️ instead of just flipping burgers. But WAIT—if you wanna feel the pain of having to pay $20 on Steam or Nintendo Switch, go ahead. 😬💸 OR be a smart skater and ride the FREE wave on PS5! No copium needed here. 🪴💯 🗣️ *"Yo, it’s like Tony Hawk meets a mid-life crisis while flirting with existential dread,”* says an imaginary Dev who once spilled coffee on his keyboard while playing. ✨☕️ And since this brainchild is coming from Devolver Digital—yeah the guerilla warriors of weird gameplay concepts—get ready for the kind of vibes that make your brain explode 🤯🚀. This is the same squad that gave us Cult of the Lamb and made “worshipping your own cult” seem normal… you know, like how we all treat Tinder. 😅💔 🔥**Hot Take Alert:** This game is GOATed. If you’re not in, you’re going to be seething in regret while scrolling through TikToks of the insane tricks you missed out on. So get your emotes ready—Skate Story is about to skate right into your heart! 💖💀🛹 #SkateOrDie #ThisIsFine #FreeGameFever