🚨💰BREAKING (yawn) NEWS: SK Hynix just dropped a Q2 financial flex so big it could power your grandma's Wi-Fi for a YEAR! 🔌💥 They’re pulling in a monstrous $16.2B, which is 35% more than last year! That’s enough cash to fund *every single avocado toast in California* for a week. 🥑☕️ But wait, there’s more! Their operating profit is up a staggering 68%—which is basically the tech world equivalent of finding a rare Shiny Pokémon while your friend is still trying to catch a Pidgey. 🎮💎 “We expect sustained HBM demand in 2025,” they said, acting like they’re Nostradamus for silicon chips. 🤔🧙‍♂️ **Leaked conversation from an SK Hynix dev:** 🗣️ Developer A: "How do we keep this train rolling?" 🗣️ Developer B: "Just slap some ‘sustainability’ on it. They’ll buy anything nowadays!" 😏🤑 Look, we’re all just waiting for the day when chips are Tweeting their own stock predictions like they’re Elon Musk at 2 AM. 🦾🚀🔥 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: In a few years, we’re gonna look back at SK Hynix’s profits like “WOW, we were still buying overpriced iPhones instead of silicon futures! 🤡” Mark my words, fam! Grab your stonks before the next meme crash! 💀📉 #BasedAndProfiteering