🌟🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨🌟 Apple’s decided that Siri needs a glow-up and is calling up Google like, “Yo, help a bot out!” 🤖💔 Insiders are PREACHING that 🍏 is eyeing Google’s Gemini AI for a makeover that screams ‘I’m worth it, babe!’ 💅💰 Picture this: Siri, the assistant that barely holds it together on a good day, suddenly rocking that Gemini magic like it’s attending the Met Gala! 💃✨ But let’s keep it 100—this is a bold move, not cap, because we all remember when Apple decided to try and make Siri smart... and she was basically just a polite box of rocks. 🪨🙃 One “leaked” developer was quoted saying, “Siri was looking so washed up, we had to swipe right on Google. She needs a new boyfriend, ASAP.” 💔🔥 I mean, who can blame them? 🤷‍♂️ 🚀 So what’s next? An epic TikTok collab? Or maybe Siri will start speaking in memes??? 🙈 Imagine her dropping bangers like “I’m not a robot, I’m a vibe!” 🕺🤡 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Siri’s gonna be so advanced, she’ll start telling you about your life choices as she orders your food. “So, you really ordered pineapple on pizza? This is fine.” 🍍🍕💀 Spread the chaos and remember, in this tech world, we’re all just one algorithm away from being a meme. 😜💥 #SiriGlowUp