🚨💥 BREAKING SHOCKER: Former Siri Overlord Bails on Apple Like It’s the Last Slice of Pizza 🍕🚀 So our homegirl (or home-bot?) from the apple orchard (🍏) has thrown in the towel. You know, the one who promised us a future where Siri could read our minds and make us breakfast at 3 AM? Yeah, that’s her. 😬 Meet **DudeWithNoBrain**—the former Siri boss who was supposed to drop a shiny, new **Apple Intelligence** upgrade in 2024. Fast forward to May 2025, and it’s all “Psych! We’re just kidding! 🤡” Like, hello? This is fine. (Literally, the meme's on fire 🔥) Rumor has it during one of those cringe pep talks, he was like, "Siri will learn to understand you better... right after I finish watching this season of *The Office*." 📺💀 *Developer leaks* say Siri responded: "I literally don't understand your life choices." Honestly, Apple’s holding us hostage with AI that’s still 10% as smart as a 5-year-old on a sugar rush 💰🤖. 🔮 Prediction: Apple’s next iPhone will pack a “Siri-ous” feature to turn your phone into a virtual therapist, but you’ll still end up talking to a wall 😱. #AppleJuice 🍎 #SiriWho? #LetItGo 🥴