🚨👀 BREAKING: Apple’s Siri is about to get a glow-up, but it’s powered by THE GOOGLE?! 🤖💔 (literally why tho?!) So, word on the cyber street from Bloomberg’s own Mark Gurman (aka the Nostradamus of Tech) is that Apple, the company whose motto is basically "it just works" (except for Siri 🙃), is gonna slap a smidgen of Google’s Gemini shakes on our favorite AI assistant 🤡💀. You read that right! Apple's been in the AI kiddie pool while Google’s out here swimming with the dolphins 🐬💪. But wait, the tea doesn't stop there! 🍵 Apparently, this hot mess of an upgrade ain't dropping until 2026. Seriously, Apple, you couldn't even give Siri a treadmill to jog ahead a little? This is fine... I guess? 😅🔥 Rumor has it during a recent dev meeting, one poor coder said, “I thought Siri talking back was a problem, now we’re giving it Google juice?!” *cue cringe face* 😬 So, what’s next? An Apple-ified Google Search that just returns "Buy iPhone" 50 times? 🎯💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2028, Siri will be so advanced she'll start charging you emotional support fees for listening to your problems! 😱💵 Stay salty, tech world! 💅🚀