🚨BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS!🚨 SiMa.ai just dropped their second-gen system-on-chip called the MLSoC Modalix, and honestly, don't be surprised if it turns into Skynet 2.0. 💀👾 🔍 This chip is here to handle ALL the physical AI workloads your robot apocalypse dreams and industrial nightmares have been waiting for. Think: "Oh look, I told my toaster to make me bread and it conjured a loaf from the depths of space!" 🚀🥖🤖 But REAL TALK: What even is a physical AI workload? Sounds like SiMa.ai grabbed some buzzword bingo and just went for it. No cap, I'm not trusting a chip named after a robot made of MODALs. What’s next, the MLSoC NoCap? 🤡🔥 In a leaked dev chat, one engineer was like, "We’re basically just putting a brain in your vacuum cleaner. Hope it doesn’t decide to rebel!" 😂 While another furiously typed, "This is fine" as their laptop melted from the sheer *ridiculousness* of it all. 🐢💔 **Hot take:** If this chip can out-function my ex in life decisions, I’m buying a few shares. $STONKS to the moon! 🌙💰 2024 will be the year robots start judging us for our Netflix choices. Mark my words! 🗓️🔥 #NextLevelCrap