🚨💥🔥 BREAKING: Silverfort just dropped a bombshell 😱—they found a vulnerability in Microsoft’s Netlogon that's about as secure as a wet paper bag! 🥴💩 This thing is so weak, low-privilege machines could crash Windows domain controllers like they’re smashing piñatas at a kid’s birthday party! 🎉🎈🤡 The vulnerability’s got a fancy name, “NOTLogon,” just to emphasize the fact that NO ONE should use it! 😂💀 Remember when we thought we were safe? This ain’t it, chief! 🥴 What’s next, a “Get Out of Jail Free” card for hackers? 🃏 No cap, Microsoft had to patch this bad boy faster than Drake denies his son’s middle name! (Shoutout to the stonks of those developers sweeping up the chaos😅🙌). In an imaginary convo, a dev said, “We thought only low-ranking employees could crash the system!” and the response? “You underestimate the power of NOOBs!” 🤖🔥 So, hold on to your butts, fam, because if you’re not patching up like it’s your Tinder profile, you’re cruising for a bruising! 🚀🛡️ Here's my unhinged take: in 2025, we'll have to reboot our brains to access the cloud. 🌌💰 Don't @ me! 😜💯✨