Silicon Valley’s new vibe: selling space weed? 🚀💊💰 #DrugsInSpace #BigBrainMoves 📈💀
🎉🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: SPACE DRUGS ON A GALACTIC LEVEL! 💊🌌** Hold onto your rocket fuel, fam! Varda Space is here to take your grandma’s meds and launch them into the great beyond because GROUND IS SO LAST DECADE! 🤯🔥💰 Like, who needs gravity when you can manufacture pharmaceuticals in the freakin’ ORBIT? *Space: the final frontier for big pharma's stonks!* 💸 🚨 Just in! A “not-so-secret” developer said, “We’re just gonna send drugs into orbit and hope they come back smarter 💡, or something. Look, the plan is simple: less gravity = more brain juice!” 😂 #Based #GalaxyBrain Pharmaceutical scientists were like, “Gravity is SO 2022,” and decided to take their lab coats, some beakers, and BANG: Varda gets $187 million to build a lab that’ll probably self-destruct from sheer irony. 💀🤡 Meanwhile, this meme-lord is going ALL IN on this venture. I mean, let’s be real—if they can pull off space drugs, we’ll be *this is fine* while our meds chill like Elon on Mars! 🪐👽 **🔥 Unhinged prediction**: In 5 years, we’ll have a SpaceX delivery service for your antidepressants. “Order now – rockets blast off Mondays!” 🚀😜 #FutureIsNow #Seethe👀