💀 Brace yourselves, tech peeps! The latest twist in the Silicon Valley saga is straight outta a Netflix action flick: A founder peaced out of the Valley's overpriced avocado toast for the sunny vibes of Athens, Greece! 🇬🇷✨ Cuz nothing says "cutting-edge tech" like a beachside gyro and top-secret drone tech! 🥙💨 Meet Delian Alliance Industries, the new player that just snagged a whopping $14 MILLION in funding! 🤑💰 Their mission? To flex on the U.S. defense game with some next-level surveillance towers and CONCEALED SEA DRONES. Y'all remember that meme about hiding things in plain sight? Well, they took it literally! 😂🤖 "Bro, we’re literally building SkyNet, but like, make it chic. #GreeceStyle," said an *imaginary* developer on Discord who totally exists. 🚀😤 *Unleash Greeks & Drones on the world!* Investors are stoked—like stonks going up after a TikTok challenge. They’re ready to throw money into this chaos like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🛒🔥 Here's my hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be dodging drones while chilling at the Parthenon! 📈👀 So remember this moment when you're on the lamb from YOUR future sky overlords! This is fine! 🤡💀💥 #DefendThis #GreeceTakesOver