🚨🔥💸 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Do Founders Still Need Silicon Valley? The Answer Might Surprise You! (Or Not...) 👀💀 🎤✨ Picture this: a group of startup founders sitting around like the Avengers of the tech world, debating if Silicon Valley is still the holy grail for innovation, or just an overpriced coffee shop where dreams go to die ☕💔. Are we still in the year 2025, or did we time-travel back to the “Tech Bubble of 2010”? 🤔📅 Anh-Tho, David, and Tawni (aka the “Startup Holy Trinity”) are throwing down like it’s a Survivor finale. Are we still addicted to the Valley grind? Or can we just chill in our PJs while sipping oat milk lattes from home? #NoCap 🏡😎 Rumor has it, during the panel, Tawni said, “Silicon Valley is like your ex – it was cool at first, but now it’s just draining.” Damn, Tawni, hit ‘em where it hurts! 💔🔥 Meanwhile, David reportedly dropped a “based” take: “It’s 2025, bro. Google Maps has better chances than a penthouse office in SV.” 🤓🥴 🔥💯 So here’s the chaotic hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be starting *virtual* startups in Meta’s metaverse! Get ready for that pixelated IPO! 🚀👾💰 #ToTheMoon #Stonks 🚨 QUOTE OF THE DAY: “In the end, location is just a vibe, and I’m vibing in my mom’s basement.” 👽🤣