**🚨BREAKING NEWS: SIGNAL MAKES BACKUPS ERR... NOT CRINGE! 📲💾👀** Ya’ll remember when your phone crashes and you realize your 400 meme messages are gone? 😱💔 Well, your prayers have been answered! Signal’s rollin’ out *secure message backups* on iOS—finally giving you a reason to stop using iMessage like it’s 2015! 🤡💀 With the FREE version, you can store up to 100MB of text, which is like 50% of your best friend’s cringey TikTok scripts. Plus, you get a boiling hot 45 days of media backup! 📸🔥 But wait, there’s more! For just $1.99/month (basically a trip to Starbucks), you can back up ALL your text messages and *100GB* of media. That’s stonks, baby! 💰📈 🚨 **Developer Leaks**: “Honestly, I just wanted to find a way to stop people from crying over their lost memes. No cap.” 🤖✨ Just remember broski, if you lose that 64-character recovery key, you're donezo. 🤷‍♂️ This is fine🐶💩. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, Signal will be the only messaging service that doesn’t require you to sacrifice your firstborn for privacy, and we’ll all be communicating via telepathy anyway! 🚀🔥 #SignalIsTheFuture #MemeBackupsOrBUST