🚨👀💔 ALERT: Dating Apps Just Got Spicier Than Your Grandma’s Curry! 🌶️💥 So, let’s break it down fam: should we spill our STI tea on dating apps or keep it hidden like your 8th-grade diary? ☕📜 Enter the arena of dating dilemmas—where swiping right might lead to the real-life version of "This Is Fine" 🔥, AND you might just get ghosted harder than a haunted house! 👻💔 Imagine this convo: **Dev 1:** "Dude, should I tell her about my chlamydia?" **Dev 2:** "Only if you want that 'girl who takes no crap' badge. Otherwise, just be like, 'I have a great personality!' 😉" Yikes! 😬 STIs are still stigmatized like flip phones in the era of Galaxy Z Fold (fr fr, the cringe is real) 💀📱—but let's keep it 100: if you ain't honest, it's gonna end up like those ‘broken stonks’ memes 📉. Here’s a hot take: instead of swiping right or left, imagine if we had a “STI compatible” filter 🤖🧪? Like, “Drake-approved: I’m here for your Herpes, fr fr.” Talk about leveling up your dating game! 🚀💘 So next time you’re like, “What’s your STI status?”—do it with that galaxy brain move. Let’s educate, normalize, and maybe even make it a trending TikTok challenge: #STIStandoff! 🕺💃 In conclusion: Sharing is caring, but also don’t forget to bring the vibes! 😂✌️🔥🔥