💥🔥 ALERT: SHOPIFY GOES FROM "FREE SPEECH" TO "FREE SQUEECH" 🛑🤡 So here’s the tea, fam: Shopify, the front row seat to the dumpster fire of e-commerce, just pulled a classic *Whoopsie Daisy!* 🤦‍♂️💀 After going full-on “let's sell your grandma's secret recipe for racism” for like, a hot minute, they decided to slap a new ban on that cringe-sh*t 🤮 in May. Yes, you heard right! ONE UP for the woke warriors! 🙌💚 But wait, there's more! 💥 FLASHBACK: JULY 2024, they BEGGED the cringe gods to let them remove that ban, probably after their CEOs saw their sales graph looking like a dog on a treadmill. 📈🐶 Swoosh! The racist merch was BACK with a vengeance! 😱🔥 In a leaked chat between a Shopify developer and their cat🐱: Dev: “Yo, why are we letting these people sell hate?” Cat: “Just let them do it, bro. It’s a stonks move.” So now, just like Drake rejecting bad taste, Shopify is back to telling those racist merch sellers to “hit the bricks.” 🚪💨 Prediction time: 2025 will see Shopify start banning memes that roast them for all this—because heaven forbid they can’t sell T-shirts with a meme of a sad clown on them! 🤡💔💰 This is the world we’re living in, and it’s the cringe apocalypse! Share this madness, don’t let it fade into the void! 🚀💣 #ShopifyDrama #CringeWarz