🚨📈 BREAKING: Shopify just dropped the *hottest* numbers since sliced bread! 🍞🔥 🤖 So apparently, AI traffic is up 7x since January, which means your favorite online store is getting more visits from robots than your mom's Facebook posts about her cat! 😺💻 Meanwhile, orders from AI searches are up 11x. Do we need to start calling them "AI-sellers" instead of resellers? 💰💀 Imagine AI scrolling through endless products like: "Hmmm 🤔... which overpriced avocado toast maker will help me live my best life?" 🥑😅 But let’s be real here, this is just Shopify trying to flex harder than the average gym bro. Like, "Oh, we’ve got AI watching your every move" — no cap, it's like Big Brother but for online shopping! 😂👀💸 And word on the street (aka my imaginary dev friend Chad) is that when Shopify heard these stats, he was like “Bet, time to raise those subscription fees!” 👀💦 So here’s my unhinged prediction: 🤯 In 2024, we’ll all be arguing with chatbots over the last pair of limited-edition Crocs. 💯 Get ready, because SHOPIFY IS GOING TO THE MOON! 🚀💥 *Stonks*! #AIRevolution #ShopifyFlex #WatchOutWorld