🔔💵 DING DING DING! Your wallet just received a notification: **THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR INTERNATIONAL PACKAGES**! 🌍📦💀 So, President Trump just hit the *FOR REAL?* button and said "screw your free stuff!" 🤡💸 Say goodbye to those sweet duty-free deals on packages under $800 — it's a tax apocalypse out there! 🚀💔 From August 29th onward, packages will be treated like they're popping out of a high-security vault. Expect a flat tariff rate? A good ol’ $80 to $200 for your favorite TikTok merch? That’s what we call a **BIG OOF**, fam! 😤💥 Don’t worry, though, according to the White House, it’s "for your safety" – 'cause nothing screams *health and security* like paying for that cute llama-shaped sticky note holder from Australia! 🦙📒😂 ### *Leaked Quote from a Developer*: "Honestly, I just wanted my $3 LED lights without feeling like I’m funding a new national security agency 😂💔. What’s next? $50 for a packet of gum?!" **This is fine.** 🙃 Anyway, here’s the spicy tea: **Doomscrolling while you pay for overpriced anime figurines will be the new normal!** 📉🔥 Predictions? Soon enough, every package will require a DNA test. Get ready for a wild ride, stonks and cringe-fests forever! 🎢🤖✌️ #PackagePandemonium