🚨👗💥 SHEIN GOING 3D IRL 🚨👗💥 Hold up, fam! Shein is about to unleash its fast-fashion frenzy on the streets of France with some *actual* physical stores! 🇫🇷🤯 They’re opening up shop in Dijon, Grenoble, Reims, Limoges, and Angers this November! It’s like they're saying, "Why bother with online shopping when we can give you the dopamine hit of instant regret IRL?" 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the French Senate just dropped a law trying to regulate these hustlers of cringe fashion. Like, "Hey, can we tax you for ruining the planet while you serve up $5 outfits and easy-peasy carbon footprints?" 🤷‍♂️💰 But nah, Shein is like, “Stonks go up! 🚀💸 We’ll just strut into those department stores like we own the place!” 👀💬 “We’re just here to make a profit and confuse your wardrobe choices!” — Some Shein exec definitely said that in a smoky backroom. 🔥 So while you dodge those laws like you're in a game of *Among Us*, just remember: cringy outfits come at a cost! This is fine! 🔥🔥🔥 🔥🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: Shein is secretly plotting to turn all of France into a fashion dystopia where nobody wears pants! 👖🚫 Mark my words, we’re heading for a runway apocalypse, fam! 💀💀💀