🚨💥 BREAKING: Shein Prices Go Full Stonks Mode 🤑💰💀 🚢💥 So, like, remember when Trump was busy *doing stuff* and decided to delete the de minimis exemption? Yeah, it’s basically like putting a “No Spicy Noodles” sign in a ramen shop. Y’all we’re feeling this fast fashion wave, and it’s crashing harder than your grades during midterms! 🤡📉 💔💸 According to top-secret insider info (💥 leaked quote: “I thought we were just buying cheap clothes, but now everything is on fire! 🔥”), Shein’s prices are spiking like they just discovered TikTok clout. This ain't the cheap drip we signed up for, fam! We went from “$5 dress” to “$35 for a shirt that might give you a rash” real quick. I’m out here trying to flex on the ‘gram, but the only thing flexing is my credit card bill!! 🤖💳 Meanwhile, fast fashion brands are out here like, “This is fine,” while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. 🥴🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Prediction Time: In 2024, we’ll all be wearing cloth made from recycled memes and TikTok dances, and Shein will be charging us in emotional support peas instead of dollars. 🌈💀 Industry, brace for impact. 🚀💥