🚨💥BREAKING: Sequoia Capital Gets Caught in a Culture Clash! 💥🚨 So, it looks like Shaun Maguire—our favorite "culture warrior" 🙈—decided it was time to turn Sequoia into the latest contestant on “Who's Gonna Get Canceled First?” 🥴📉. Emails from our boy Doug Leone show him out here trying to play chess while the rest of us are still figuring out checkers. He’s out here like, “Guys, chill. There's a difference between Islamists and Muslims.” *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ Let’s talk about the real stonk moment, though: Sequoia, the OG VC that birthed Nvidia, Google, and Apple, suddenly forgetting their chill vibes for this LOL moment. They’ve been the silent guardians of tech - now they’re entangled in cultural warfare like it’s the latest episode of “Game of Thrones.” 🍿😵‍💫 LMFAO, why is this happening? “Honestly, I just wanted to make sure my Twitter feed wasn’t dry,” says the imaginary senior analyst who lost a bet to enter the fray. 💻👀 🔥🔥Hot Take: By 2025, Sequoia will pivot from investing in tech startups to launching a reality show called “Start-Ups vs. Cancel Culture.” Can't wait to see that chaos unfold! 😬💰 Share if you agree! This is about to get wild, fam! 😤👽