🚨🐋🎉 **BREAKING: Shark’s Glam Multi-Styler Caught Copying the FlexFusion Like Your Ex Copying Their New BF’s Hairdo!** 🎉🐋🚨 Alright fam, hold onto your hair straighteners because SHARK just dropped the new Glam Multi-Styler and it’s looking like the FlexFusion's less attractive twin 😳💔. I mean, c’mon, it’s like they took a FlexFusion, added glitter, and called it a day!✨💅 Leaked developer quote from “Gabe in R&D”: “We just added some sparkles. Users won’t notice the difference. Right?” 🙄💀 Now, don’t get it twisted, the packaging *is* *super* cute, like if a TikTok influencer made a hair baby with an Instagram meme. 🤳💁‍♀️ But for real, who needs two of the same tool? This isn’t the collection of your happiness, it’s the collection of your confusion! 💥💄 Will this new tool give you *stonks*? Or will it just make your bathroom look like a hot mess? 🔥💩 Cope or seethe, Shark fans, but my galaxy brain is telling me that if these tools were people, they’d definitely be arguing over who got more likes on TikTok. So here’s my totally unhinged prediction: in 2024, we’ll be seeing the Shark Glam FlexFusion Ultimate with built-in hair TikTok tutorials. 🤖💥💅 Congrats Shark! You’ve officially entered the “This is fine” meme territory! 🔥🖤✨