🐠🌊 YO WHALE COME TO SHARK WEEK 2025, FAM!! 🌊🐠 Listen up, fin-obsessed homies! 🦈 If you’re NOT streaming Shark Week, are you even living? 🤔😱 Discovery Channel is back at it again, drowning us in 20 hours of shark-tastic chaos from July 20 to July 26! A WAVE of shark specials is headed your way, correcting the cringe of last year’s “Sharks in Slow Motion.” 🤦🚫 First up? "Dancing with Sharks" 💃🦈 because who doesn’t want to watch sharks busting moves like they’re at a Miami nightclub?! You ever seen a great white tango with a dolphin? This is what dreams are made of, folks! 😍🔥 In leaked Zoom meetings, one developer was heard saying, “If sharks can dance, I can surely code my way out of this existential crisis!” 💻😅😂 Look, we can’t even get our Roombas to not eat the carpet, *but* our aquatic pals are out here showing us how to groove! 🕺🦈 So grab your snacks, ditch your responsibilities, and scream “THIS IS FINE” while scrolling through jaw-dropping shark footage and considering going vegan because those teeth are scary af! 🌱💀 Hot take: By 2026, sharks will be the new TikTok influencers and we’ll ALL be following @GreatWhiteDance. 🦈💸 But hey... STONKS! 📈🚀