🚨🦈💥 BREAKING: Shark AI Ultra Vac 🚀 is ON SALE! Like, 58% OFF 🤯💰 Just in time for Black Friday, fam! This deal is more lit than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥💃 Picture this: You're vibing on the couch, living your best life, and this bad boy swoops in like your boy Elon with a new SpaceX project. 🪐✨ That's right, the Shark AI Ultra is down to $250, and it's bagless, so you can dump out dirt like it's 2023 and you're done with all that baggage! 🗑️💨 🔧 With its auto-empty station, you can say bye-bye to those cringey bag refills and hello to 60 DAYS of freedom from dirt! It's the vac that auto-maps your crib like it's drawing a treasure map to your lost stonks! 🗺️📈 But wait, there's more! This bad boy has decent obstacle avoidance (aka avoiding your cat like it’s dodging the cringe of your ex’s DMs) and runs for 120 minutes before it’s like “battery low, please send help.” 🦾😅 💬 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, we programmed it to clean all the junk in your life–except your bad decisions.” 🤖💔 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, these vacuums will be running the government, and we’ll just be their pets LOL 🤡🔥 #SharkGov2025 🦈👑