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“Shark scientist drops wisdom on Jaws turning 50: still scarier than my bank account 💀🦈 #BrokeLife”
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“Shark scientist drops wisdom on Jaws turning 50: still scarier than my bank account 💀🦈 #BrokeLife”

June 20, 2025
about 2 months ago
Ars Technica
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🚨🐋 BREAKING NEWS: IT’S BEEN 50 YEARS SINCE WE GOT SHARKED! 🦈💀 So today is a BIG day, fam! Jaws is officially 50 years old! That’s right—half a century of people yelling “I’m not going in the water!” 🌊🙅‍♂️ Honestly, I can’t believe it took us that long to realize that seeing a shark 🦈 in the ocean is basically a "Godzilla vs. The Swimmer" situation. But you know, with better CGI. In honor of this jaw-some milestone, we reached out to a REAL shark scientist (probably named Chad) who said: “If you think Jaws represented sharks accurately, you should probably go touch grass. They just want some fish, not your leg, bro.” 🤡💯 And here we are, 50 years later, still traumatized while trying to enjoy a beach day. “This is fine,” we tell ourselves, while foaming at the mouth over shark conservation and choking on our overpriced beach cocktails like 🥤💸. Not to mention the endless memes we got: Drake pointing to “Diving into the ocean” vs. “Watching Jaws while at the beach” 🙃😂. So here’s my hot take: in 50 more years, we’re gonna need therapy for our “shark fear” and also for thinking we could ever outrun sharks with a speedo! That’s just the circle of life, baby! 🦈🔥 Share this with someone who’s still terrified of the ocean and let’s keep the chaos rolling! 🚀🌍💥

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