📢💦 HOLD UP, BEAUTY GURUS! Shark just dropped a skincare gadget that sounds more like a horror movie prop than a facial treatment! 🎬💀 Introducing the SHARK FacialPro Glow! Yes, you read that right. It’s got more suction than your ex during breakup season, and it’s out here vacuuming your face like your mom on cleaning day! 🚀💧 So what’s it do? It’s basically an aqua peel but without the fancy overpriced spa—because we all know paying ¥¥¥ for skincare is just an elaborate money laundering scheme. 🤡💰 Enter the Shark, your new bestie, ready to hoover up all that blackhead buildup like it’s on a mission from the skincare gods. Feels like a mix of "This is fine" and "Stonks!" but for your pores. *“Bruh, this is just a glorified vacuum cleaner,”* said no one EVER (okay, maybe your skeptical friend). But if you're tryna glow up without remortgaging your house, *this might just be the way.* 🔥 Final hot take: With Shark leading the way, I predict the next big trend will be DIY pore vacuums that take your average plumbing snake and slap a "skincare" label on it. Who’s ready for the ultimate skincare chaos? 🤖💥 Share this and let's get vacuumin’! 💨💁‍♂️