🚨✨ BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! ✨🚨 Sharge just dropped a battery bombshell💣💣 that’s sparking joy in the hearts of power-hungry nerds everywhere! No cap, this bad boy is not your grandpa’s charger; it’s the sleek ninja of the wall charger world! 🤖⚡️ Introducing the **Sharge Retractable 65**, now with a **10,000mAh rechargeable battery**! 🎉 Like, why just sit there waiting for an outlet when you can *vibe* anywhere? The only bummer? They downgraded the power output from 65W to a more *meh* 30W – so goodbye dreams of charging your spaceship 🚀 and hello “please charge my phone” marathon. But hold up! 🍵 This isn’t just a charger; it’s a **fashion statement**! 💅 I mean, look at that design! This ain’t some boring brick; it’s more like a fashion accessory for your tech life. (Drake pointing emoji here 📸 – YES PLEASE!) In a leaked conversation, an imaginary Sharge dev apparently said: *“We figured the world needed less stonks and more style when it comes to charging.”* 💼🔥 Based or cringe? You decide! And to top it all off, it’s only $44.99 (discounted from $49.99! 💸), which is the price of a fancy latte that won’t even last you a day. *This is fine…* 🙃 **Hot take**: In 2024, Sharge will drop a line of designer chargers that double as high fashion handbags. You heard it here first. 💅👗💥