🚨💀 BREAKING: SHANGHAI FIRETECH WANTS TO TURN THE CYBERSPACE INTO THE WILD WEST! 🤠🔥 So, like, you ever hear of *offensive* cybersecurity patents? 😂 Well, buckle up, fam, because SentinelOne just dropped a venture into the *Cyber-Pit of Doom* where Shanghai Firetech is flexing over 10 wild patents 🤖💥—and I’m not talking about cute A.I. that tells you how many times you’ve eaten a whole pizza in one sitting. 🍕💀 Rumor has it these peeps are linked to BOOMERANG HACKS (a.k.a. Silk Typhoon - because *why not* go full-on spy movie? 🎬). Imagine a tech company in a sci-fi flick hitched their success to creating new ways to breach security like it’s the hottest TikTok dance — no cap! 🕺💰 👀 “We just wanted to give hackers a handbook on hacking... for educational purposes,” said *a totally real* dev at Shanghai Firetech who may or may not be on the run. 🏃‍♂️💨 In summary: if you thought your cyber-life was already a *meme* dumpster fire, get ready for Shanghai Firetech to throw *gasoline* onto it and upload the footage to YouTube! 📹🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll need hackers just to stop other hackers from hacking each other 😱—and that, my friends, will be the real Cyber Apocalypse! 🚀🤬 #Stonks #ThisIsFine 🤑💸