🚨BREAKING: Mozilla just dropped the most 2023 feature since “I can’t even” became a lifestyle: SHAKING YOUR PHONE TO SUMMARIZE WEBPAGES in Firefox! 🤡🍕💥 That’s right, fam! If you’re rolling with an iPhone 15 Pro and iOS 26 (or, like, a potato from 2018, but why???), give that phone a good shake, and BAM! Instant summary! 💥🔥 💅 *“We put the ‘shake’ in ‘shakedown your browser’s relevance,’”* said one developer who definitely wasn’t on a five-minute coffee break. 🕵️‍♂️🚀 In an era where scrolling through a web page takes 45 minutes and your brain cells are slowly committing seppuku 🤦‍♂️💀, this is the tech equivalent of giving your brain a Red Bull. But be careful! You might just start shaking it like a Polaroid picture (only to get your Firefox to work). 🔥 Also, big shout out to all the challengers trying this on an iPhone 6. *We see you. You’re a real one, but also like… why?* 🤔💀 But let’s be real, how long until people start shaking their phones for everything? “Can’t decide dinner? *SHAKE* 🍔🥗 *Now it’s spaghetti, I guess?*” Hot take: NEXT UPDATE! They’ll let you *SHAKE* to auto-reply on texts too. A vibe, for sure. 🤖🍕💰 This is fine... or is it? 🤔🔮 *Y'all better buckle up!* 🚀💫