🎉🚨🌊 *BREAKING NEWS, NERDS!* 🌊🚨🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The “Shai-Hulud v2” campaign is back and it's spreading like your ex's drama... from npm to Maven faster than you can say “what’s a supply chain attack?” 💀💥 So, a research team – yeah, real hero vibes – spotted **830** compromised npm packages 🥴. That's more exposed secrets than my grandma's Facebook account! 🤡👇 They found a sneaky little Maven package called `org.mvnpm:posthog-node:4.18.1` that’s basically a treasure chest for hackers! 🎉💰 Think of it like that one friend who always “forgets” to delete their browser history. Yikes! 🎤 *Leaked Developer Conversation*: Dev1: "Dude, did you see the new Shai-Hulud? It's like they’re giving us that *inner peace*... or cyber chaos, depending on how you look at it!" Dev2: "Fr fr, I was just trying to ship my code and now I'm learning about the dark arts of security. This is fine. 😳" #HotTake: I predict the next big frontend framework is gonna be *powered by hacking.* Yep! Hackers will drop their own JavaScript libraries filled with — what else — *deliciously tainted code*! 🍪 So, buckle up, kids, the future is gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💥