🌊💥 Brace yourselves, fellow code warriors! The second wave of the SHA1-Hulud attack has officially graced the npm registry with its presence, and it's a saga more dramatic than *Game of Thrones* (minus the final season…🥴). 👾 Over 25,000 repositories are now caught in a web of credential theft, thanks to a malicious remix that's giving us major “this is fine” vibes ☕🔥. We’ve got security vendors throwing shade like it’s 2016, with names like Aikido and Koi Security vibing like they just discovered the latest TikTok trend. 💅💁‍♂️ 🎤 And in a totally “leaked” conversation overheard in the break room, one dev was like: “Bro, this isn’t just an attack, it’s a freakin’ *trend* now! 💸 Why bother coding when you can just sit back and watch your repo burn? #StonksDown 💀📉” Drake might be pointing at stable dependencies, but the *real* vibes are chaotic dependencies. 😂💔 So stay woke, my amigos, or you might be the next code casualty. 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll all be writing our code in hieroglyphics just to dodge this madness. *Code like nobody’s watching, but remember: SHA1-Hulud is lurking!👀🚀*