🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: San Francisco Discovers AI, Declares "We Are Not Dead Yet!" 💀💰 Yo fam, why bother getting hyped about AI when it’s apparently charging up the Bay like it’s the electric vehicle of your dreams? 🏎️💨 According to the *Washington Post* (yeah, you read that right—old media still exists), San Francisco's like that one friend who coasts on charisma and suddenly finds their groove again post-pandemic, and it’s all thanks to AI! 🤖 The city was basically a ghost town, but now it’s like "LETS GO 👏 SPREAD SOME STONKS!" 🚀 Investors are tripping over themselves to lease that sweet commercial space! 💼💸 Who knew the secret to reviving a city was programming robots to spit out memes and stock tips? 🙃📈 Imagine overhearing a conversation between a Starbucks barista and a software dev: Barista: "How's the AI boom treating you?" Dev: "Honestly, I used to be a bottom-tier programmer, now I'm basically Tony Stark! No cap! 🌌" This is fine, right? 🔥 But let’s keep it real: trends come and go faster than a TikToker's latest dance move. In 5 years, we’ll all be talking about how AI turned SF into an overpriced slouch-fest again. 🤡💥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Future tourists will flock to SF to see the abandoned AI offices like it's a spooky Halloween attraction! 👻💀 Keep your eyes peeled!