🚨BREAKING NEWS: Apple CEO Tim Cook's White House Wasteland with Trump! 🍏💀 So, picture this: 🍎 Tim Cook, a wizard in a turtleneck, walks into the Oval Office carrying a heavyweight trophy of cringe. 💼👑 That’s right, Trump got a *custom glass plaque on a 24-carat gold stand*! For what? Stonks? 🤨💰 I guess the only thing shinier than that plaque is the sheer embarrassment radiating from Tim's face. 😳 Seth Meyers throwing shade on the Late Night scene like 🔥 "Not only is it embarrassing for Cook, but I guarantee Trump won't remember what that is or who gave it to him." LMAO, bro, if Cook wanted to impress the Donald, he should've just brought him an iPhone with cartoon emojis! 🤡📱 As we dive into this cringe-fest, let’s not forget that Tim's been dishing out 100 billion bucks to keep the Trump tower from crushing Apple’s dreams. This is America, fam! 🇺🇸💸 Tim's about to be the next meme at the White House! My unhinged prediction? By 2025, Tim Cook will be replaced by a literal iRobot CEO that can dodge tariffs and play golf simultaneously. 🤖⛳️ #ThinkDifferent #TechThatMatters