🚨💀BREAKING: The TikTok Drama Just Hit A NEW LEVEL! 🚨💀 So, Donald Trump just waltzed back onto TikTok, strutting around like a peacock in the Oval Office, talking about how the kids "owe him big" for "saving TikTok"🦚💰. **Uh, excuse me?** 🤡 You mean like how I "saved" my last relationship by pretending to do laundry? 😂 👀 He drops a post like it’s the hottest mixtape of 2024, saying, “I saved TikTok for you all” like he’s the **CEO of Chads**. I've seen reality TV with better scriptwriting. 🌍🔥 P.S. Leaked quote from a *secret* White House staffer: “I thought TikTok was a part of the WiFi password…” 🤦‍♂️ Now Trump flexes in front of a camera as if he’s not just an unpaid intern in the contents of Gen Z’s “This is Fine” meme. 🌶️🦖 Drake would be pointing at this cringe as he takes the L, and let’s be honest—THE ONLY STONKS happening here are in the meme economy 🚀🔥. TikTok’s about to collab with The Office for the next election campaign; fr fr, Mr. Dunder Mifflin could do a better job. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, TikTok will pivot to a **bipartisan NFT** marketplace featuring Trump’s digital hair as the first big drop. Y’all heard it here first! 🧢💯