🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: SERVICE-NOPE is at it again! 💀💔 When you thought the tech world was gonna chill, ServiceNow says, "Nah fam, we want ALL the moves!" 🎤💥 But hold up… the antitrust folks are like, “HOLD MY BEER! 🍺 Let us examine this madness!” So here's the tea ☕️: ServiceNow decided to scoop up Moveworks like a kid in a candy store 🍬, but now Uncle Sam is knocking at the door with a "We need to talk" vibe. 🔍🚪 Leaked quote from a *totally real* ServiceNow developer: "We don’t even know what 'antitrust' means. Like, can I order that on DoorDash?" 😂🤖 No cap, this sounds more chaotic than a TikTok dance! And let’s be real, they probably think antitrust means buying more trucks for delivery 🚚🔥. This whole situation has more twists than a soap opera 😱🤡, and we all know when the big guys squabble, the little guys get stressed! 😩 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In a world where antitrust reviews are just a fun obstacle course, get ready for a sequel titled “Moveworks vs. The Anti-Monopoly Avengers!” Coming to a court near you! 🎬💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine 🤷‍♂️✨