🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Sequoia just pulled a Game of Thrones move and passed the leadership throne! 🪄👑 Roelof Botha, who was basically the Yoda of venture capital, dipped out like he's retiring in Bali to sip piña coladas after three years of slaying dragons in Silicon Valley. Now, enter Alfred Lin and Pat Grady: the new co-stewards of this financial Hogwarts! 💰✨ 👀 When asked about taking the reigns, a "leaked" insider quote from Lin was, “I hope my life isn’t just a series of meetings, but I also hope to avoid getting burned out like an iPhone 6 on 100% brightness.” 🔥💀 Grady added, “Man, I just want to fund the next TikTok 2.0 without losing my sanity.” 🥲 So, what’s next? Are they gonna turn Sequoia into the Tinder of VC firms? Matching investors with startups faster than you can say "stonks"? 📈💔 Because let's be real: if startups are the hottest dates, these two are swiping right hard. 🤖💕 🔥 Prediction alert! In 3 years, they’re either going to be the new kings of the Valley or we'll see them on a meme about VC failures like “This is fine” with a fire emoji! 🚀💩💨 Let the chaos commence!