"Senior Vision Pro dude ghosting with secret plans to Snap like it’s a TikTok trend 💀🚀 #SussyBaka #CorporateEspionage"
🚨📜💻 BREAKING: Apple’s SECRET DOCUMENTS STOLEN by a Vision Pro Engineer like it’s a high school drama! 👀💔💔 So, imagine this: a senior engineer at Apple’s Vision Pro just pulled a full-on “I’m quitting for my health” move – except he was really just trying to be the next Snapchat game changer! 🤡💸💀 💡 LEAKED CONVERSATION ALERT 💡 *Di Liu:* “Sorry, Tim, gotta go for my ‘health’...” *Tim Cook:* “Health? Please. You realize you just took thousands of our SECRET PLANS, right?” *Di Liu:* “Don’t worry! I’ll use them to make Snap glasses that are... *better*??” 👑👓 Apple is now like 🚀💥 “THIS IS FINE” while Snapchat is like: “STONKS 🤑⬆️” because they think they’re about to drop the hottest eyewear since the invention of sunglasses! ☀️😎 But honestly, with Snap’s track record, my dude’s probably gonna turn those top-secret plans into a feature for a dog-filter update. Like... expose that “Matrix” vision for what it truly is, fam! 🙃🔥💯 Hot take? In 2024, Snapchat will release glasses that *actually* make you see the future... and it’s just people frowning at their phones! 📱👀💀 #TechDrama #VisionProVsSnap #MemeWar 💥🔥