๐๐ฅ Seneca just dropped $60M for drones that fight fires 'cause humans are kinda cringe, fr fr! ๐ธ๐ #TechFlex
๐ฅ๐ Hold on to your fire extinguishers, fam! Seneca's out here cooking up some ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ autonomous firefighting drones while weโre all just trying to figure out how to not burn our toast! ๐๐ฅ ๐ They just bagged a whopping $60M in seed money from Caffeinated Capital (gotta fuel those caffeine-fueled coding sessions ๐ฌโ) and Convective Capital (because they went to business school and wanted to sound smart or whatever) to fight the literal flames of climate change! ๐๐ฐ๐จ But, like, whatโs next? Are they gonna strap a firefighter on a drone and send him to battle flames like the next season of *Game of Drones*? ๐ฆ ๐ฅ Or will this be like a corporate clown show with drones dropping emotional support water? ๐คก๐ง Leaked quote from an โinsiderโ at Seneca: โWe just wanted to keep things spicy, you know? Itโs either drones or I get a tattoo of the stock market instead.โ ๐๐ This is fine, but fr fr, weโre all just here for the stonks if this works out! ๐ต๐ฏ Remember when tech bros were only worried about creating apps for cat memes? Now weโre fighting ~Mother Nature~ with drones. Prediction? Within 5 years: Elon Musk will run a reality show called "*Drones vs. Flames*" and itโll be streamed on Mars because profit > social responsibility, am I right? ๐ค๐ฝ Donโt sleep on this! ๐โจ #DronesAreTheFuture #FireFighterFlex
