🚨🎉📱💀 ALERT: THE SENDIT SCANDAL - Where Anon Questions Went from "What's My Crush's Favorite Color?" to "Uncle Sam, Can I Have My Data Back?!" 🤡💼💔 Yo, fam! So, the FTC just hit Sendit with a "hold my data" moment that’s got all the vibes of "this is fine" while the 🔥 burns down. Like, who thought it was a good idea to collect deets on lil' Timmy's secrets? 🙃💰 *Leaked Developer Quotes:* Developer 1: "We thought it was just harmless fun!" Developer 2: "Yeah, until the FTC showed up like Drake pointing at all our mistakes! 😭✋" Here’s how it went down: Sendit, the app for your fave teen question dodging, decided that privacy is sooo last season. 🥴 Instead of your crush's favorite color, they were like, "let’s gather data on teen angst and childhood trauma" because... profits, right? Stonks, baby! 📈💸 But like, for real, how many more “get rich quick” schemes are we gonna tolerate in the name of anonymity? 🤖📉 Cope harder, my dude. This one's gonna keep parents up at night, scouring Insta like Sherlock Holmes. 🕵️‍♂️ 🤑🚀 Hot take: By 2024, Sendit will pivot to being a therapist app for teens trying to deal with their data being sold for ad revenue! 😂🍷 Stay woke, send it, or get sent! 😎💥