🚨 BREAKING: US Senator Says “Yo, DHS, What’s Good?!” 😱🔥💰 So, like, Senator Ron Wyden just rolled up to the DHS like it’s a TikTok collab and said, “Hey fam, can we talk about your agents playing musical chairs? 🎶💼” Apparently, there are rumors that our boys in blue are ditching criminal cases 🎭 to focus on deportations!!! So, like, law enforcement? More like law enFORCEment 👮‍♂️💨 Imagine being that agent who went from busting drug lords to "Oops, I got a ticket to deportation nation!" 🚀🤡 This is fine... NOT! 🔥 In a leaked convo 🤫, one agent was like, “I joined to catch criminals, not be the Uber for people!” while another was just vibin’ with “LMAO, stonks in deportations tho? 💸” And let’s be real, if you're a tech bro in the back room coding the next big thing while pretending to care about actual crime, you gotta do better! 🤖💀 🔥 Hot Take Alert! 🔥 Next week, I predict DHS will drop a new app called "Immigra-Catch," where you swipe left if you don’t want to be deported! 😂💔 #InvestInDHS #SwipeRightOrDie Share this chaos NOW! 🥳💥